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Mosquito Day

The day humanity tries to kill as much mosquitos as possible on this day
~Yo dude, i killed 23 mosquitos today
-Why would you do that?
~Its mosquito day!
by UZUMAK! June 1, 2021
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Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.
Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!
by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
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mosquito

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*
by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022
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Mosquito

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
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mosquito

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)
Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013
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reverse mosquito

When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.
Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
by TaroSykes November 14, 2022
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Mosquito

A bug that annoys everyone.
Friends: Damn Omar you are a fucking mosquito today
by Handle68 May 21, 2016
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