Mateo is a sensitive person who thinks he is cool.He has multiple crushes,he usually switches between hate and love relationships. He likes to spam with messages and steal other peoples work because he is a piece od shit. Mateo likes to use people to get his work done. He usually likes to swear and play a bad boy but usually is really sensitive. He likes Karleuša and sings all day. He is annyoing
Mateo: can you send me your work pls pls pls
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*
by amiamiami November 21, 2021
Get the Mateomug. 
lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022
Get the mateomug. 