You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 02, 2008

make out

A passionate kissing session, usually with the use of tongues, that can last from minutes to hours.
aka something i should be doing with you right now

“i make out with this fine female”

by KyleGregoty77 June 03, 2020

Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out

A time of playing Minecraft and watching movies, maybe some making out along the way.

Leave them alone, their enjoying the Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out.

by Bnarratologist February 28, 2022

National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.

It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss

by Danniilopezzz134 September 01, 2021

Make-Out Month

Make-Out month also know as MKM.

In the month of January you can make out with every male/female without them getting mad

"dude i just maked out with megan"
"won't she get mad?"
"no she cant its Make-Out Month

by Mister_know_it_all January 12, 2020

Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus

German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.

Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".

Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.

Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!

Captain: Make an argument out of it.

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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!

Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.

Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.

by xXx_GogetaSS4_xXx July 31, 2024