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Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.
Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.
by HairyChimp January 14, 2018
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Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.
As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"
by SEL2025 May 4, 2025
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Kente jr.

The one guy that sticks out from the others in the group the one that alway has that perfect babyface and the best smile. He treats girls the best cherish your time with him he is very good at basketball. He’s so good with girls you wish you had him as your boyfriend. He’s so good at talking with girls.
by Annaya November 7, 2019
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Liam Kent

Kent Brockman, from the Simpsons little ugly son.
"LOOK AT THAT LITTLE UGLY LEG HAMMOCK BITCH!"
"WHO IS THAT"
"IT'S LIAM KENT"
by Splungous March 6, 2024
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Kent

monkey, creature, black, gay.
A person no one likes.
by oreoin June 8, 2018
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Kent

Kent, A funny guy and a kindhearted person, He May not seem good-looking, but he'll take care of a woman like his life depends on it, Kent is the type of guy everyone doesn't know about, but when he is known to people, he'll talk alot. He tends to get quiet when alone and sad almost every day but when near people he talk's lots and will up a fake smile. So when you see him, give him a hug.
by IMRAHHHHHHH November 21, 2023
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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