Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

by Jerkyturkeyman August 10, 2022

jerky sleeves

n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.

n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.

n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.

n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.

by Tomakazi7322 November 23, 2007

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 27, 2012

Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 06, 2018

Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

Boozy Jerky

Mediocre handjob while rocking whiskey dick.

After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.

by GlizzyD September 01, 2022