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Modern Jap

Modern Jap

Modern in terms of art: contemporary styles of art, literature, music, etc., that reject traditionally accepted or sanctioned forms and emphasize individual experimentation and sensibility. All of the items posted on this blog, follow this definition because modern fashion comes from the mind of the brilliant designers behind the pieces, so the items are really just pieces of art emphasizing a designers experimental success. To us, modern means you are able to use these items to come into your own, and make your own fashion statement by creating an experiment, while using the experiment of others. You aren't afraid to contradict yourself, adding new to old, old to new, edgy to simple, and grunge to classy.

JAP simply means you are fortunate to live the life, of a princess, able to afford whatever one of these items, whenever you want it. You don't have to be jewish, or american, but JAP is a figure of speech. In Modern terms, it means you are a wealthy, fashion-lover out finish your experiment.
If you're reading this, you probably like experimenting with modern fashion, which makes you, a Modern Jap.
by Bayle Antonia March 6, 2010
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Jap Toons

Anime, or any animation coming from Japan or modeled after Japanese animation, usually used in disgust of the subject
I would stay up and watch Adult Swim tonight, but i just remembered it is Saturday and the only thing on is the damn Jap Toons!
by ILwolfe November 30, 2010
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Jap Dat

"jap dat" has its origins rooted in the australian city of Melbourne. jap dat is a casual tournament of american football between students from two schools. it is arranged by students and is often played on the weekends, there are also jap dat fights were two students put boxing gloves and spa for three rounds.
"hey jim are you playing in Jap Dat on sunday"
by michael humphrey May 26, 2008
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jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.
Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.
by Dick Splash November 8, 2003
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jap attack

When a bunch of Japs (Jewish American Princesses) start bitching and complaining.
JAP 1: Oh my god its so hot here.
JAP 2: Im hungry
JAP 3: I lost my Evian water bottle
All three: I wanna go home
Shappy: Oh shit... hide! We have a jap attack on our hands!
by Shappy November 30, 2006
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weeping jap

Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.

Resembles a Japanese man crying.
"oh shit, I've got a weeping jap!"
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005
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Jap slappers

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!
by Les Stroud July 13, 2012
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