Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.

Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

cock juggling thunder cunt

When the word cunt simply won't do

what a cock juggling thunder cunt

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater March 29, 2024

Juggle trouble

When you're having sex and you pull out three balls and start juggling.

I was having sex and decided to start doing the juggle trouble.

by Branpron9un October 10, 2025

Juggle trouble

When you feel the intercourse is not going well, so you pull out and start juggling with no warning.

I was having sex, and I had to juggle trouble.

by Branpron9un October 10, 2025

Juggling Junkie

Juggling Junkie: A person who, despite being addicted to substances such as alcohol, ,or hard drugs, effectively manages to maintain their professional responsibilities and personal life. They can be anyone—from a nurse or a doctor to a teacher or a police officer anybody really—and they manage to juggle all aspects of life while keeping their addiction hidden. It’s a rare and complex phenomenon, reflecting both resilience and the challenges of addiction

Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.

Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?

Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.

Frank: Where does she live, bruv?

Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.

Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025