cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 18, 2020

Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

by Jerkyturkeyman August 10, 2022

lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?

Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey

by Miyah G. April 21, 2018

Tongue Jerky

When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.

“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”

by Al’s Lacrosse June 01, 2021

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 27, 2012

Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 24, 2023

Jerky

Calling someone a JERK! But in a nice way!

Jerky: I hate you!
Not jerky: Stop being such a JERKY

by Coolio personnn November 25, 2020