Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 23, 2023

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation

"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"

by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020

Sweaty Jerky

The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.

"I tried a sweaty jerky last night before bed, and thought I was going to pass out from the heat."

by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017

Beef Jerky

Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.

One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.

by DirtyVics March 27, 2023

Jerky Toker

Someone who performs a sexual act on a person with male genitalia; someone who says or does homosexual activities

“Bro you look so hot right now, lemme suck that dick”
“Wtf? Shut up you jerky toker”

by DookBoom December 23, 2023

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022