p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.

"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

catch ya issue

when some one talks shit and you whoop their ass
When some one needs their ass kicked,and you give it to them!

Yeah I had to give him his issue
You bout to Catch Ya Issue Bruh!

by WeemsGirl February 27, 2011

daddy issues

a girl who had a fucked up father, is absent, or doesn’t exist. this gets them attached to men, male teachers or their male friends.

it’s hard if it’s male teachers because you get in trouble by the school for talking about them a lot and doing nice things for them cause they think you fancy them. but you don’t. you just have daddy issues.

SLT: “do you fancy mr…?”
me: “no i have daddy issues”

by moviekidd1218 July 5, 2022

daddy issues

people who have deadbeat or emotionally absent fathers so they turn to sexual affection. they are more often girls and they most likely have a rape fantasy.

-I like it brutal, maybe it's the daddy issues.

by FIDLARsdead April 6, 2016

Softer Issues

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

by Hindusoul October 27, 2010

i need my issue

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap

baby I need my issue right now

by spacekatt March 19, 2018

issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.

guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over

by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008