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Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.
That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!
by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018
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label humper

One whoe buys a bottle of wine by the look of the label.
Because no one could assist me at the wine shop, I had to be a label humper.
by Jacy C December 21, 2008
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lamp humper

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house
by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024
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Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015
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Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.
by H0nyoka December 8, 2024
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Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.
I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.
by JediMasterB June 5, 2021
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