Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
by Rlvers February 03, 2016
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Fag Humper

A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.

Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!

Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
by Three in a Half Dawg June 02, 2012
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Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper
Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 02, 2011
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Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
by Fuk yo shi October 06, 2015
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Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex
Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper
by Fuk yo shi October 06, 2015
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Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes
Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood
by Jack frapper August 05, 2022
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hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women
Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!
by wio April 23, 2023
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