Turds on the hood

The food residue splattered on your shirt after a messy eating experience. Often heard as an accompaniment to "bugs on the windshield."

Wow, nice job eating, dude. Not only do you have bugs on the windshield but you've got turds on the hood too!

by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007

Where the hood at

How can you explain fucking a man? even if we squashed the beef I ain't shaking ya hand!

Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that new DMX song?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, where the hood at!"

Person 1 "Where the hood at?"

DMX "Right here Nigkuh!"

by TruNiga November 22, 2011

Hood Monkey

Someone who trys to act gangsta but can't get it right.

That guy thinks he's so gangster he's a hood monkey.

by Ilovecats23 March 7, 2015

hood stress

Some gangstas do suffer from hood stress. It means that these gangstas do their very best to be real gangstas and when they're always trying to show that they are gangstas, the consequences are: burn out, stress, etc...

Hey fella, relax! Put your gun down! Do you have some hood stress?

by heikki ekman April 17, 2006

hood rattish

being grimy, grungy or greasy, grody, the sketch master, just having the hood mentality, blaming it on gangster rap, and just

L I V I N.

yeah that guys hood rattish

by cdiesel May 11, 2011

Levi Hood

UGLY ASS SHORT FAT "COUNTRY" BOY WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TREAT A GIRL OR STAY LOYAL TO THEM

Ew its Levi Hood he just played me for addison

by MIKAYLA RIPLEY BITCH February 28, 2020

hood pope

The philanthropist of the hood, someone to look to to guide you up in the streets.

A$AP Ferg is the young trap lord/hood pope

"This the Hood Pope, chain hang low, red rubies and the gold
Young Trap Lord, feel your pain, I be down for my people" -A$AP Ferg

by SabreGrub October 28, 2013