Any highschooler that larps as Walter White/Heisenberg from the series Breaking Bad.
You will see these people wearing leather jackets, glasses, shaved head
And they will try and sell you blue rock candy under the guise that its crystal methamphetamine
You will see these people wearing leather jackets, glasses, shaved head
And they will try and sell you blue rock candy under the guise that its crystal methamphetamine
That Wannabe Heisenberg got suspended from school for selling rock candy by pretending it was methamphetamine
Deserved
Deserved
by idl1 October 1, 2025
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The Heisen-thrust
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
A dangerously goofy form of cosplay foreplay in which one person goes full Walter White — bald cap, glasses, tighty-whities if they’re committed — and the other becomes Jesse Pinkman, complete with a beanie, oversized hoodie, and the emotional stability of a microwave.
The scenario usually involves:
Walter giving dramatic monologues that are completely unnecessary.
Jesse yelling “Yeah science!” at the wrong times.
Both partners arguing about who actually knocks.
A fake bag of “blue crystals” that is definitely just rock candy.
“Bro, they didn’t just hook up… they went full Heisen-Thrust. She walked in dressed as Jesse and he hit her with the ‘You’re Goddamn Right.’”
by RedSavepoint November 26, 2025
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