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Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.
I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.
by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013
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Yee ass haircut

When someone has a yee ass haircut it means that they have a haircut that is very bad described as yee ass
Person 1: how do you like my haircut
Person 2: bro you got a yee ass haircut
by Laugh until you die March 22, 2021
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nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut or hairstyle. this is not usually a bad thing but if you have a bad nae nae haircut it is bad.
awsten knight has a nae nae haircut
tyler joseph has a nae nae haircut
wilbur soot has a nae nae haircut
Dallon weekes has a nae nae haircut
Cscoop has a nae nae haircut
Yungblud has a nae nae haircut
Ryan ross has a nae nae haircut
by whoreepuke April 11, 2020
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Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”
by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021
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upside down haircut

1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.

2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.
Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.
by haldeen October 25, 2007
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Bunker Hill Haircut

The act of shaving a jerk's head, making him eat the hair, and then cutting his teeth out. All conversing during this exchange must be done so in a thick Boston accent.
Last night this jerkoff was grindin on O'Malley's girl, so he gave the kid a fuckin bunker hill haircut.
by TommyGun5 September 22, 2009
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my new haircut

1.) When your friend goes up to you and says my new haircut it means that they want to go grind with bitches.

2.) An amazing video.
"Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don't... fucking skanks."
by yagerbombss November 12, 2007
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