Carpet Humper

One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.

Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.

by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

by 4lph4 May 21, 2015

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016