An Affordable Hospital

A synonym for a fraud,or something that doesn’t exist yet.

Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.

by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023

Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..

Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.

by WhoKickMyDog August 17, 2011

chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

by Steezmiester January 12, 2022

non hospital

A for time after again,for a person,bad hospital,for acts of bad,beheld for a sick
there.

-Are you feeling fine Joe?
-See!ugh! no,it was a non hospital.

-Hmmm...dash to house pleaseñ fast!

by now name January 13, 2023