Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.

I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!

by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015

Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task

Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand

by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022

The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.

That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.

by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017