The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

Gerbiling It Up

Masturbating your penis

Do you want a video of me Gerbiling it up with sound?

by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025

irking my gerbils

a way to say youre overwhelmed/excited in a situation or just going kinda loco for any reason, people might look at you weird for saying it but in that way it fits the vibe youre feeling

Oh my gosh stop the new lady gaga album just dropped im irking my gerbils right now!!!

by Hshshshehehe March 9, 2025

Gerbil

The act of inserting gerbils rectally for sexual pleasure.

Man: I’m bored of these positions, can we try something new?
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!

by Urdickismine December 2, 2021

Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025