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Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task
Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand
by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022
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gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017
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Gerbil Dick

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
by Thenry February 22, 2024
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Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.
Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.
by Ham So Low November 4, 2022
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Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018
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Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.
I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!
by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015
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Gerbilism

Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.
Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”

Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
by UnknownGerbil96 September 7, 2020
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