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Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.
So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.
by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011
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goat

When you tuck your balls and cock between your legs and get everyone to look at it then call them all fags.
See movie Waiting. Fags and Grab ass'n
You are a king amoung men if you can pull off the goat.
by CUTTAH April 22, 2006
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goat

-a fag or someone who is gay
-someone who is really annoying and needs to go fall off a cliff
-This term is not a complement but infact and insult, i.e you do not want to be called a goat.
-to make this statement worse you may want to add "mountain goat", this makes you even gayer than a goat
"Jeez, you are the biggest goat I have ever met! You need to go eat some shit."
by compliments of KS/AP March 10, 2005
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goat

The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!
12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).
by majoe January 23, 2011
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Goating

Goating: The act of going down on someone and ripping off their pubes with your mouth then blowing it in their face.
Man: You like goating?

Woman: What's that?

Man: *goes down on woman and goats*

Woman: MOTHER F*CKER!!
by MrGoater October 18, 2011
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Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head
Cory just goated that goat!
by Ryan December 19, 2004
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Goat

To put your testicles in between the back of your thighs and bend over exposing the Goat
by Pandathrower December 20, 2009
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