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Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
by TheDeffil October 28, 2010
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Fricklet

Mom: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FRICKLET!!!

Kid: You can't catch me!
by RealityStrategist May 28, 2018
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Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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Freckle Butt

When a person sits in a port-o-potty that is so full the fecal matter just grazes the buttocks leaving freckle-looking marks on their rear.
Oh snap, that ginger went in the port-o-potty with a freckle face and left with a freckle butt.
by xela knarf March 15, 2011
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Freckle Pole

When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.
Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisite.
by A.G.G. August 19, 2008
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Mo-frackie

man Keegan sure is a Mo-frackie
by Landon November 22, 2003
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Freckles

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles
Jenn: Freckles where are you?

Travis: Here I am hun.

Jenn: Love me some Freckles
by Wmlovins May 3, 2010
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