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Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma
you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends
by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020
mugGet the Schmeg Fungusmug.

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022
mugGet the bat fungusmug.

Fungus Bog

A place of eternal backshots. Used by the ancient Spartans after battle, the word was created to describe the horrendous mess left behind after celebrations. Fungus, describing the actual fungus created from the discharge on the floors and walls. Bog, describing the swamp-like texture on the floors as you walked through the room. Not to mention the literal fauna and flora that flourished in the aftermath.
by Berald Jingus June 10, 2025
mugGet the Fungus Bogmug.

Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children
Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey
by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019
mugGet the Fungus Flingmug.

fungus

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus
by foultique May 22, 2023
mugGet the fungusmug.

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers
oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!
by westy lad March 12, 2011
mugGet the fungus fingersmug.

fungus dingus

by KUCHKOS August 17, 2017
mugGet the fungus dingusmug.

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