Eli

A little gay boy who tries to be straight by getting cucked by lesbians

Eli is “dating” that one lesbian but not really because they are both gay

by Heather 1235555Grace April 29, 2019

eli

eli is the gayest kid you will ever meet

I have no words for Eli he is to gay

by TheMetalStr4w November 23, 2019

Eli

Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.

I love Eli so much he is amazing

by jjjeeeaaa February 5, 2017

Eli

An idiot.

Person A: "I got Eli in my class."
Person B: "That sucks, man."

by quasitoast December 7, 2018

Eli

The GAYEST friend a your lunch table, possibly drinks own sperm.. and others.

Eli is GAY

by Eli Ragbir is gay October 2, 2019

Eli

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* a 12 year old who thinks she knows anything and everything. She doesn't respect her elder and is extremely rude. She only hates on men and is a solo stan. If you meet an Eli in your life run , because she will ruin it. Her favorite words are probably Coral Cunt. She also gets triggered when you make fun of her age. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Did you see that Eli girl? She literally snorts crack........

by gottaliveitbigtime May 6, 2018

Eli

the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.

omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!

Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.

by lilfuckhead May 3, 2020