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Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"
by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025
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Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.
by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025
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The Elon

The act of using an Estes rocket while autopegging.
Last night I tried out The Elon. Let me tell you, it was outer worldly.
by DistinguishedAsshole March 20, 2021
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ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON

THIS IS A DROP OUT OF THIRD GEAR THIRD LETTER in two names for the sake of proving FUTURE TELEPAYHY PREDICTION and coinciding of FUTURE BERNUE TAUPIN prediction.

Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN

under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.

A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
On the radio right now in the TESLA is DAN DARE singing about URBAN DICTIONARY.PILOT OF THE FUTURE as ELON ELtON REeVE HErCULES MUsK JOhN as shown gives REVING up the engine ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON AS pretty interesting as listen to SALLY SAYIN SOMETHING on KAMA SUTRA YELLOW LABEL RED TRACING BILLY HARNER

Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified

AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 18, 2022
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Elon number

The number of people fucked between you and Elon Musk, especially in the transfem community. Musk fucked Grimes (0) who fucked Chelsea Manning (1) who fucked…
- What’s your Elon number?
- it’s 8, and my girlfriend’s is 7
by Tarobogiga November 28, 2023
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The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.
“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”
by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025
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Elon Musk

A stupid motherfucking lolcow that shouldn't touch politics.

Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.
"Chris Chan Really is a stupid lolcow" P. DD. Ee.
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won
by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025
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