a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.
by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019
Get the unkle earlmug. A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016
Get the Earl Ridermug. by Oofermobile April 14, 2019
Get the Earlmug. When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.
by Gromaly October 17, 2018
Get the Squirmin Earlmug. The term earl is the ripping of one's rectal cavity and shoving a twix down into the prostate gland. Some say that this is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.
by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023
Get the Earlmug. When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 22, 2014
Get the dirty earlmug. 