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unkle earl

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.
Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped
by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019
mugGet the unkle earlmug.

Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016
mugGet the Earl Ridermug.

Earl

A guy that is smart but very dumb and stays on the game all day.
Wow earl is not good
by Oofermobile April 14, 2019
mugGet the Earlmug.

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.
Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.
by Gromaly October 17, 2018
mugGet the Squirmin Earlmug.

Earl

The term earl is the ripping of one's rectal cavity and shoving a twix down into the prostate gland. Some say that this is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.
I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!
by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023
mugGet the Earlmug.

dirty earl

When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 22, 2014
mugGet the dirty earlmug.

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