dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009

National grab my dick day

October 4 is national grab my dick day this day was created on October 3 when a lot of hose and school wanted to grab one dudes dick there for national grab my dick day was created

Hey bro it’s national grab my dick day no Homo

It’s all good bro here let me grab your dick

Did you guys hear it’s national grab my dick day I better go grab Kyle‘s dick

by Grab my dick October 3, 2018

National suck yo homies dick day

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

A wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

Bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018

National kiss and grab dick day

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want

Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

by Applesause22 October 27, 2019

National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021