a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.
by DJ Mclovin May 20, 2009
Get the danmug. Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.
Mark: That shit's gross dude.
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.
Mark: That shit's gross dude.
by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010
Get the Danmug. Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.
by MatrixDan64 January 31, 2017
Get the danmug. An ultimate fuck. He often lies and manipulates to convince you to think he is a good living being, and sometimes it can feel like he can read your mind. Which I know is fucking ridiculous, but that's actually what it can feel like, and who knows why? He's probably part of the Illuminati or something.
But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.
If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.
^
They are usually born in July.
An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.
But not to worry, because he is as skinny as GradeAUnderA's fucking artwork. This makes him very easy to bash, because you can literally pick him up and snap him in half. He is also the type of guy who would go to someone's house and see a $10 note on the table, and steal it when there's nobody looking and spend it on mentos and a basic calculator (because he's not very intelligent). But this is kinda good, because if he does that to you, you now have every right to bash him.
If you are quiet and naive and he goes anywhere near you, God Fucking Bless You. But not to worry, your personality will eventually change, meet him after 17 years and fucking shank him.
^
They are usually born in July.
An outbreak of this species was 14 years ago.
by EgnellahCW15 August 24, 2018
Get the Danmug. 
by looòolllllllsdbzhs April 6, 2017
Get the Danmug. A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldn’t matter or change anything.
by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019
Get the Danmug.