clarinet

an instrument that you can't hear, even if there's 50 of them

Student 1: "Are the clarinets playing?"
Student 2: "Even if they were, we wouldn't be able to hear them."

by yamash September 12, 2016

Clarence

A guy who claims to be gangsta but wouldn't know the first thing about what life in the hood is like. See also: halfway crook

"What's the matter dawg, you embarrassed? This guy's a gangsta? His real name's Clarence!" -8 Mile

by Swagmeister 2000 June 2, 2018

Clarion

A girl who is always there for you,someone you can depend on a beautiful girl.

Look at clarion;she cute

by Katvax October 12, 2018

rusty clarinet

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.

I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.

by McGuirk September 15, 2008

Carondelet Bops

A group of sluts that give head, fuck several boys in one night, drink and smoke week thinking their 'bad ass' and start hit with Northgate's Freshman. Some of the Carondelet girls have been known to finger themselves and tell Northgate Freshman that they are the sluts. That is how Carondelet is run. By a bunch of sluts and whores who sleep with several jocks, stoners and fakes.

Eeeeewww!!! Stay away from my boy friend you fucking whore!!! You Carondelet Bops!!!

by The Come Back Kid April 14, 2010

clarence-creek

clarence-creek is a super awesome town with super sick people. it is known for its amazing people and its nice roads.
it can also be known as Clemens-creek

clarence-creek is where all the people hangout

by proclemens October 30, 2011

clarkons

Seekers of the truth.

Clarkons are those who seek to find the truths of all that exists.

by clarkons truth September 2, 2012