Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

Mr. Chompers

A cool dude! A Mr. Chompers is a cool guy that loves alligators! Tends to be a gay man from the swomp!

Girl: is that Mr. Chompers!? He's so hot!
Boy: yea but to bad he's gay though

by MR.CHOMPERSISTHEBEST August 3, 2022