by ftblplya1 December 21, 2005
Get the log cannonmug. by Mike Spahr May 28, 2006
Get the blaze cannonmug. A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009
Get the Cannon Fallsmug. synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.
I heard Billy is packing heat. Did you notice his meaty Bologna Cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? I'm going to ask him to give me the ol' Bajingo Be-Bop after class.
by MJCam March 22, 2009
Get the Bologna Cannonmug. a euphemism for giving birth.
by plee November 11, 2008
Get the vagina cannonmug. another name for a penis.
background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
by Random Villain April 28, 2004
Get the Protein Cannonmug. A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.
As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
Get the Meat Cannonmug.