Count Dickula

1. A phenomenally creative dirty talk phrase for a male lover
2. An unpleasant person

1. "Oh God, Count Dickula, keep it up!" Sally said.

2. James: Haha, put shit in your locker

Dylan: Fuck off, Count Dickula

by LRayboi March 6, 2011

count it dog

when a nigga or gangsta says count it dog then he means "cumon bitch fuck (with) me" or "count secs until i shoot ur pighead"

or "bring it on"

u bitch, count it dog

by ff3wsef May 6, 2010

Count Cockula

Count Cockula, lord and ruler of the species fagotus vampirus was once the leader of the vampires named dracula until having sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids, he must now survive by sucking blood from cocks. he is belived to be the last of his kind due to the all gay male population

Jakob- " the other day me and my bf were role playing, he was count cockula.. needless to say i needed stitches"

by Nuasair December 25, 2009

Body count

The amount of people at a scene or place. Can be used in different situations.

Cop 1~The suspect wiped them all out.
Cop 2~What's the body count?
Cop 1~Over half a dozen.

by Miss Potato Head September 15, 2010

Count Cockblockula

def.when your girlfriend finds the men or boys in the Twilight saga more titillating than you.

opening night of eclipse i wanted to go out to an extremely epic/sexy dinner date and i got Count Cockblockula'd into watching this stooooooopid movie. Needless to say i had to put my blue balls to bed early.

by theprovidence December 7, 2010

49 and Counting

49andCounting started in March, 2009 as a bunch of guys that barely knew eachother. Getting right to work, we quickly realized the love we have for playing together. All the way from Greg Ledbetter's drum skills and moving, captivating drum parts, to Tyler Ullman's break away bass lines, Dan Oliveau's deep, true lyrics and catchy lead guitar parts, and Kevin Shepherd's rhythmic, structural rhythm guitar input, 49andCounting is devoted to giving you a fun show, a song stuck and your head, and captured minds as you walk out of the venue's door.

49 and Counting should be up there with bands such as greenday, the foo fighters, and weezer.

by Leonard Hofstader January 5, 2010

count choculitis

A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.

Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!

by fortunate_son April 23, 2006