Colour-coat

To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.

Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?

by Patrechisms April 30, 2014

hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

fred coates

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit

oi fred coates you are a fat cunt

by u r a mut July 19, 2019

sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body

i sugar coated that bitch

by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008