self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

Celebrity deposit

When you are bored at a friends house so you sneak off to the kitchen and rub one out and blow ya load into a glass and then hide it back in the cupboard.

Fuck I was bored at old mates house on the weekend so I left him a celebrity deposit.

by Apathydan July 15, 2019

celebrity bartender

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.

Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!

by URHandle February 19, 2017

family celebrity

The family member who everyone seems to gravitate towards and is given many different opportunities because of the people he knows. Often sets usually difficult expectations for the rest of the family, making them resentful and afraid of judgement.

Random girl: Hey, have you seen -family celebrity name-? I need their help with this project...

You: No, I haven't seen them. But I can probably help.

Random girl: I'm sorry, but I really need -family celebrity name- to take a look at it.

You: It's okay. They're the "family celebrity" for a reason I guess.

by SpecialistoftheStrange March 29, 2020

Celebrity Effect

Feeling a way towards a person ( or celebrity ) because you don’t know how it truly feels. As in, making up a feeling you haven’t felt because you WANT to feel it. So, you force yourself to. It works with lesbian’s comphet, as being drawn towards male celebrities.

“I really thought I liked that guy but it turned out it was just the celebrity effect.”

by Thewrench April 24, 2022

The masked celebrity

The weirdest show were 5 dumbass celebs try to figure out wich celebrity is behind a mask singing.

John:have you heard of the masked celebrity Joe:no John:then your not dumb

by Hi ur mom is straight February 16, 2019

celebrity getaway

The drugs and booze that celebrities use that often lead to them to be incoherent, spaced out and unable to function. drugs, addiction, overdose, alcohol, AA, drug rehab, drug abuse, hollywood, celebrities, Tinseltown, movie stars, tv stars

I could tell that hot new actress we checked into the hotel last night was on her own celebrity getaway. She slurred her word and was totally out of it.

by joecoolthefool June 2, 2016