Braden

Braden is the type of kid who likes boys

He likes a boy named Brady and thinks that he is hot.

Did u here about the new kid Braden.
He probably likes boys

by Jodad99 November 3, 2019

annie kate brazelton

a angle of a human being

man i wish i was annie kate brazelton

by 9362454 September 12, 2019

BRADEN

A teenage boy who hangs out with girls and abandones his “old friends” to hang out with new ones 24/7.

Wow that must be a Braden he is hanging out with a girl for once...

by ????!!!!! September 21, 2018

Braden

He is literally a tall girafffe,that’s it

Dang that boy a Braden

by Thatboidev March 4, 2019

sean on bradens dick

Sean takes Braden everywhere just to get close to him. Sean's obsession with Braden has even gone to the extreme by popping random boners in public while looking at Braden. Despite Sean's mental obsession with Braden, Sean purposefully has hurt his back giving himself scoliosis. Why you ask he did this? Well he permanently hurt himself so Braden will not roast his shit. Unfortunately Brdeans a piece if fuckin nigger and roast Sean everyday about his back, his roast can conclude of "slinky spine", not being able to bend over properly, on bradens dick and seans a stupid nigger.

sean on bradens dick.

by Donald60609 October 3, 2018

braze

A fob trying to say to get high.

Billy: Yo, check who's coming this way. It's Han, the Koran pothead. I think he's trying to blaze.
Han: Ahn-young, want to braze?

by Chi-kun August 13, 2007

Braden

More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.

Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.

“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”

by CuriousGeorgette August 14, 2019