badass

Badass is defined in one word: Caravaggio.
Son of a bitch was the most bitchin' painter around 1600, and he brawled his way around Italy. He was so badass, the Pope fucking pardoned him for killing some dude in a bar, just so he could come back to Rome (he had been on the run) and paint for some Renaissance-era mercenaries who happened to just love epic art. Damn, son. Damn.

Art student: Professor, who was the guy who painted multiple grotesque beheadings SO BEAUTIFULLY?

Art professor: You must be referring to Caravaggio. *does not try to hide gleam of admiration in eyes* Damn, he was a badass.

by Will Never Be As Badass February 6, 2010

Joe Badass

A white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. Found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. Should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.

Me: Hey look at this Joe Badass in the car next to us.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.

by David Puddy July 24, 2008

The Tao Of Badass

The Tao of Bad Ass is a Dating Program/Ebook that teaches you techniques in approaching women, getting women to approach you, and ultimately getting the woman/women of your dreams.

Further Information:

thetaoofbadassreviewer.org

Paddy was a virgin until he discovered The Tao Of Badass Program.

by reviewman March 5, 2013

Badassary

Valentine, Exodar (PVE)

Player1: Dude, do you know anyone who can really own this place up?
Player2: Valentine duh, hes the center of badassary.
Player1: Oh yeah! True dat, Ret Paladins FTW

by Simply Shane May 19, 2008

badassitude

The condition of being a badass. Steve Mcqueen and Bruce Willis exemplify this condition. It is defined further by envy or fear of the alpha male status by the same sex, and unmitigated lust by the opposite sex.

Are you gonna see The Dark Knight? That Christian Bale has got badassitude to burn!

by StacattoPoet February 26, 2009

badassitarian

Someone who is so badass that they eat badass people for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Guy 1:Dude i just had a 3 course meal consisting of a badass, along with another badass, and a dessert of badass soufle.

Guy 2:Your a total badassitarian...and a cannibal.

by Leigh P February 27, 2009

Badass Points

You get them from doing badass things. For example Chuck Norris has like 10 million because he is awesome. Bonus points if you can play the ukulele while swinging nunchucks on a galloping ape.

Did you see that guy throwing knives at ultimas prime doing flips. He got like loads of badass points.

by tomjdog April 14, 2014