beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016

doctor worm

a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song

"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."

by rainking July 3, 2007

Worm Coffin

Slang for vagina or a hole to stick your dick.

Holy shit your worm coffin is so tight.

by Flimpy Montgomery February 17, 2020

Dick Worm

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

by Vag640 April 25, 2009

Wiggly Worm

The goofy ahh version of a dick

"My goofy ahh uncle made me touch his wiggly worm"

by therealelliotcraft May 22, 2022

Cummie Worms

When you bust a nut all over her face, the strings still connecting from your Dick to her lips.

Man this bitch sacked my Dick so good so I gave her some cummie worms

by Cummie Man January 1, 2017

man worms

Slang term for semen like;also called ball baste, dude sauce, and willy whip.

Man 1:"Eww you got your man worms in my cheerios"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

by mr_bond May 7, 2005