lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017

Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Lag Race

Is what occurs when you are trying to play a long embedded video of high quality and the downloading is trying to out run the speed of the video playing so you do not get the "buffering" delay.

I was trying to watch "Grinding the Crack" on youtube in HD but my download was so slow it lost the lag race and I had to pause it so it could continue to download.

by Moonpie225 March 14, 2012

John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

by H0t J0n June 26, 2008

The emotional lag

You know how after a breakup, the female partner breaks down right away whereas the guy holds it together and seems great dealing with it, that’s probably due to the emotional lag. According to a study by Binghamton University of New York, guys don’t feel as devastated as women in the first stages of breakups; it takes them more time to realize the loss. So after women go through all the stages of being miserable and managing to process it, guys experience the downs when women are finally about to move on. That explains why men try to contact their exes just in time they are over them.

Dude 1 : Why you so down now days .
Dude 2 : the emotional lag .

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

lag armor

In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage

Goddamnit! I keep getting pwned by this fag with his lag armor! He must be on a Running Roit! Fuck!

by DoesntLikeGears March 25, 2009

Pub Lag

Similar to "Jet Lag" where hours are displaced and adaptation is required to deal with diametrically different time zones.

"Pub Lag" results from a total immersion in various ales and lagers and requires a similar mental and physical adaptation to the lapse of both real time and the enjoyment of the experience.

Oh my god, after that bar crawl I am suffering from some serious Pub Lag. I'm still laughing about Ted wearing that shooting sleeve to play beer pong, and I just woke up for breakfast and it's 8 pm!

by capn emptyhead June 2, 2010