Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.

I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.

by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain

We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay

by bigben December 21, 2009

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

Pseudo-Blumpkin

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009

soggy blumpkin

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009

Forest Blumpkin

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.

Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.

by MX29 December 7, 2019