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69

Oh, daddy, can we do 69 in the bedroom tonight.
by WOW>COM December 6, 2022
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69

Person 1: *looks at news article*
News article: “69 people dead after fire breaks out in London
Person 1: “nice”
by R0L04636 May 31, 2018
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69

Bob: My grandfather died at 69.
Alan: Nice.
by Oh shiii...... January 8, 2021
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69

Is a Number.
(Don't get a Dirty Mind)
a Number After 68, a Number before 70
Friend: How many rubber ducks do you have?
Me: I have 69 rubber ducks in my box!
by pseudonymisname23 December 11, 2021
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69

Think of the circles in the number 6 and 9 to be a human head. Now image the other part of the number 6 and 9 to be genitalia. As you can see, the 6 is shoving it's cock down the 9's throat will the 9 is getting it's pussy licked by the 6. Essentially, a 69 is when two loving human beings position themselves in such a way that looks like the number 69, and allows them to "Go down on each other" simultaneously.
Oh my god, Karoilna and Will 69nd last night.
by XO-Aux June 18, 2019
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69

Retired Teacher: I turn 69 today
Students: *laughs*
by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019
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THIS IS THE BEST NUMBER TO EVER BE INVENTED LITEARRLY WHEN YOU ARE THIS OLD YOU UNLOCK AN ACHIEVEMENT "LEVEL 69! ACLOMPISHED!
ME:69 69 69 69 69 696 696 6969696969696996969
FRIEND 69699696969699696699699696969696969
FRIEND 2: 69999999999969696969696996969696969
by brumydogdied69420 November 18, 2021
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