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Valentine's Day

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?
by tchoupi February 10, 2020
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Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015
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valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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Valentine's day

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day!

St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!
by Evangelist February 14, 2015
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Valentine's Day

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(
by Midday August 28, 2021
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Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.
Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito
by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019
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