in the coming days

any time in the next 5 million days

prog will moon in the coming days

by progchamp December 8, 2021

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

National Cheat On a Lightskin Day

National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.

This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”

by anonymous May 5, 2023

fuck dill day

November 21st #dillk

yo it’s fuck dill day #dillk

by DomNoLimbs November 21, 2022

Machamp Day

This is the day where you go to memenade's discord server and spam pictures of the pokemon machamp
The day starts on December 22th.

Billy: Hey Larry! Its machamp day!
Larry: ALL HAIL MACHAMP
Billy: ALL HAIL MACHAMP

by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020

national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️

person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉

by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023