National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

drug dealer day

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East

'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

National Send A Titty Day

National Send a Titty Day is on October 28th.

Hey did you ask your girl for a nude, it’s national send a titty day!

by Moore6023 October 28, 2020

Yes man day

Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u

Me:Will u go out with me?
Girl:ugh 😭 yes
Me: 😏
National yes man day is where u say yes to everything

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

utica queen day

we worship utica on June 2

what day is it? It is June second, which means its utica queen day

by jemoederwoeder May 27, 2022

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!

Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!

by RealTreWay April 24, 2023