drug dealer day

This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.

Elysia East

'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack

Yay for drug dealer day

by Ginger thing December 2, 2020

Yes man day

Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u

Me:Will u go out with me?
Girl:ugh 😭 yes
Me: 😏
National yes man day is where u say yes to everything

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

Exchange Day

Paying the bills on Payday.

Today is exchange day, you're only going to be able to look at it before it disappears.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

Worship Mari Day

On the 10th of april you must worship my girlfriend named, Mari. If you do not worship her your is the dumb.
On this day you absolutely MUST worship her. If you do not comply, I will come to your house and sliAnyway, make sure to worship mari!

We should worship mari today!

Worship Mari Day is very good! :)

by Roulleterisk April 10, 2022

girlfriend says yes to everything day

girlfriend says yes to everything day is 8th of December. on this day she cannot say no to you

“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”

by vTomyyy December 7, 2021

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019