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November 22

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by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it

bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

by Demon r slender June 30, 2022

Snowden Day

When you show up at work and your computers don't work

I came in ready to kick ass only to find out the network was crashed. Guess it's a Snowden Day.

by SmellslikeNirvana June 11, 2013

Kobe day

On August 24 it will be Kobe day because of the numbers 8/24 his to numbers he wore in honor of Kobe

Are you wearing your Kobe jersey on Kobe day

by Litboiiiii January 27, 2020

Totally Fantastic Day

Totally Fantastic Day (TFD) is an incel dogwhistle meaning Total Female Death.

Hey Bob, have a totally fantastic day! You too Jerry!

by terrorizzt February 25, 2024

National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022