you like boys

The perfect way to make your friends feel suicidal. This also may be used as a perfect comeback to use when losing in a roast session. Be careful though as this will impact the other person for a life time

Person 1: Why do you have to be so annoying all the time?
Person 2: Shut up Shane you like boys.
*Shane Dies*
Victory Royale

by white.devil.ftw November 7, 2019

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Set up like that

A situation where someone has got it made. Also frequently used sarcastically when someone has put themselves in an embarrassing situation.

David just got a Chipoltle burrito and and is sitting down to watch playoff hockey. He is set up like that.

by chilldude222 December 3, 2010

Lips Like Braille

Lips Like Braille, originally View By Ascendancy, is the solo project of Ty Harrington. Started in 2008, Ty has spent the last years writing and recording the soon to be released first self-titled EP, three songs off of which are posted on his myspace (www.myspace.com/lipslikebraille) and two fo which are on last.fm free to download. Drawing influences from a range that spans from Lady Gaga to Bring Me The Horizon, LLB’s music fuses pop sweetness with a rock agression, and laces it all with acoustic ballads and thought provoking lyrics.

Hey have you heard this new band, Lips Like Braille??!

by HollyMarie<3 July 7, 2010