free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

turtle

if thanos was green

the turtle ate the little kids and said, YUM!!

by Thanosboi May 2, 2019

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010

turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(

JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

dancing turtle

Axoltol minecraft

that dancing turtle is very not ok

by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021