man jock

When you're at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. This usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

"Bro, do you compete in fitness shows?"

"Wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how'd you get them?"

"Ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?"

I was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

When I put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. It was fulfilling.

by HasanAbulFez October 10, 2013

The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.

Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"

by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013

Costco Man

a man who has heterosexual sexual conquests both high in quantity and quality

That dude is such a Costco Man! He took home three Laker girls from the Lakers/Mavs game!

by costcobrand April 29, 2011

Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads

Take your cape off and stop playing cape man

by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019

Chill man

The phrase "Chill man" means you need to calm down Karen and go get some help.

Karen: Can I please speak to your manager!
Diego: Chill man, sheesh.

by Umm sorry June 3, 2020

man vacuum

The art of vacuuming that a man would use. Instead of moving furniture to vacuum underneath of it, you vacuum around it.

I chose to man vacuum, instead of doing it the right way.

by Raffy17 February 5, 2009

man petrol

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers

The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear

by Luke Doyle June 2, 2016