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Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.
Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.
Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.
Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.
Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
by zfosterx March 1, 2026
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Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.
Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.
Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.
Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.
Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
by zfosterx March 1, 2026
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Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.
Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.
Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.
Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.
Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
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