fucking fuckers

mug and neck gaiter

fucking fuckers mug and neck gaiter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by fineti October 19, 2021

Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

Door fucker

Different from door sexual a door fucker is someone who is overly pleased from cutting a hole in a door a fucking the dorussy

David why is there a hole in my door Jax because I'm a door fucker 😐

by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022

Fuckered Out

The point at which you are too tired to fuck any longer.

Babe, I'm pretty fuckered out . Lets make some food and chill.

by keto September 15, 2015

Droopy the drowsy fucker

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,

Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

by A person of some type... November 24, 2016

mother fucker

Any asshole you don't want fucking your female relatives, e.g. your mother, sister, aunt, niece, cousin, grandma, pets, steps, brother, nephew, uncle, grandpa, best friend, any friend, possibly your enemy, the gas station attendant, the milkman, your doctor, the barber, the bar tender, your investment banker, the ATM outside your bank, the ATM inside the Walmart. the AI inside the Target, the local cops... oh, wait, the cops don't belong on this list.

My cousin Honey Boo Boo told me that her dad first boinked her mom then came after her. "What a mother fucker!" she said, as she came at him with a baseball bat. I love my cousin Honey Boo Boo.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

Gun Fucker

n. Gun owner who is also a fan of the Girls Frontline franchise of games. Usually found posting GFL content in response to a gun control advocate who has failed to make any compelling argument, going "Fuck your guns!"

"Fuck your guns!"

"Yep, certified gun fucker here, guess I'll have to put up with SPAS-12 and S-ACR pregnant at the same time again."

by HiroProX January 1, 2025