captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!

Bite me, bite me,bite me. Aye aye captain!!!!!

by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004

Capitan Keys

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.

-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009

Captain save a hoe

Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.

My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.

by Ccgirl101 October 27, 2018

king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

Captain Anarchy

Anti-American terrorist, lives in mommys basement still, cocky, is lucky that there are American men and women giving their lives to protect his right to free speech so that he may slander our country and it's leaders.

Maybe Captain Anarchy should move to Afghanistan if he hates America so much!

by AmericanSoldier February 6, 2010

Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009