Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day

Every April 14th, you can legally beat up a Wobber/Bomper and they legally can not fight back.

Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!

by mwmwmwwmwwmwwmmwwmwwmw April 14, 2022

ill beat you with a tube sock

filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass...

bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full of change...

by Nick vp October 23, 2008

National Beat Up Matthew Day

National Beat Up Matthew Day is on April 20th and is designed to have a day to beat up your local Matthew (for whatever reason that may be)

Oh it's National Beat Up Matthew Day, I can finally beat up Matthew!

by silly goofy man August 30, 2022

Beat a genshin impact player day

The day on December 7 you can beat up every genshin impact player and they can't fight back

Person1: Hey bro. it's beat a genshin impact player day!
Person2: Oh wow. I see one over there, let's give it a beating

by Dakewer December 7, 2021

You can beat me bobby ;]

when boob riss bob ross beats his paint brush on a board.

You can beat me bobby ;

by YourFriendSteve March 9, 2018

Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist

1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.

1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!

by carfreak17 December 4, 2005

Beat a deltarune fan day

Beat a deltarune fan day is on the 28th of November in which you can beat any deltarune fan and they can't fight back.

I can't wait for Beat a deltarune fan day their game sucks!

by swiftyez November 27, 2021